Don't Chase Me

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Spiders because you'll only end up with a Table cloth in your Ear." I never quite understood his advice until one St. Patricks Day, I was gardening with my best friend Susan. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Pretty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Susan saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!