Thanks To A GerbilA young woman named Linda loved making art, and practiced sewing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical hairbrushes, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Rio De Janeiro, and a portrait of Selena Gomez that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby gerbil for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in sewing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting penguins flying anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, gerbil!"
Don't Chase MeMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Spiders because you'll only end up with a Table cloth in your Ear." I never quite understood his advice until one St. Patricks Day, I was gardening with my best friend Susan. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Pretty and spooky sounds came from deep within. Susan saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Herbert's DreamOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Herbert who always dreamed of becoming the world's best bin man. He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Ugly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Herbert came armed with a potato and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Herbert emerged as the sexy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Easter.